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1Pt.Rule Comic: The Wandering Design Ninja, Part 1

1PT.Rule Comic: The Journey Begins

I must be brief today -- there is much to be done. Earlier this week it was decided where this story would take us, and next week we will see where that long road leads. My hopes are for a modern epic. As for today -- I'm just glad I was able to work a good Zune joke in.

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Take Old Yeller Out Back

Today's strip was written in conjunction with Monday's strip, and is part two of a longer story arch that is developing. This is important to point out because I have received no less than five offers of borrowed or loaned computers to put me up in the meantime. In fact I have to say the amount of support being offered up during this technological crisis is nothing short of heartwarming.

Thank you.

And I swear this computer is not based on the one you offered me.

update: for the young'uns.

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1PT.Rule Comic: Everything's Better With Insults

The sudden and unexpected death of my computer this weekend was, knock on wood, the last insult added to an injury-filled 2008. Late Friday the computer froze up just like in the old days, and I thought nothing of it, restarting to continue developing my new website. Only she never came back up. Ever. The weak sound of the fan and dim, dim light on the front of my iMac G5 (made before you got those fancy iMac G5's with the built-in iSight) was the only sign of life, like the weak breath and low pulse of a coma patient. The logic board had died, and I was 6 months out of my AppleCare extended warranty, which had served me well in the past. The cost of replacing the logic board, similar in nature to giving our imaginary coma patient a new brain, was said to be $1,100.00, which, despite rumors, I do not have laying around in a pile on my bed.

So the plan -- if you could call it that -- is to cobble together that amount of scratch and buy a new computer. My iMac was only 3 1/2 years old, too soon by my standards, but it had shown signs of a weak constitution before. The detriment to my freewheeling freelance lifestyle has yet to be fully appreciated, but I'll wager it's somewhere in the 'mildly catastrophic' area. For now I have begun to migrate to my wife's computer, an older, slower eMac with less than 1/3 the hard drive and an out-of-date OS that won't let me install Dreamweaver.

2009 might start off with a pretty tough January, but despite everything I have nothing but hope for a better year ahead.

1PT.Rule Comic: The Prevailing Wind

2008 was a hard, hard year for designers, throughout which I often thought "what is AIGA doing for me?" For an organization devoted to supporting the design profession, as a designer I was not feeling a lot of support. Well this week I saw that Ric Grefe actually answered that very question and had some good advice to give at the proper AIGA site. That article linked me to the aforementioned Shel Perkins story, which I stopped reading after he gave explicit instructions on how to separate an employee's livelihood from their life.  Taking the "live" out of "livelihood" -- that's a joke I should have written into the comic right there.

The STEP Reader's Choice voting system is a complete and utter atrocity visited against mankind out of a mixture of malice and laziness. If the American electorate were set up in this fashion we all would have elected Mit Romney. I fielded two votes for the 36-Point-related poster (see our sidebar -- it's a sentimental favorite) from two different user accounts. I briefly considered setting up a third, but the pain was too great. The gallery system is overstuffed, completely unorganized, and poorly implemented: you cannot link directly to a piece to promote it; entries shift around in seemingly random fashion so they are next to impossible to track; and with only 20 entries per page and a grand total of 274 entries, it takes 14 pages to view everything, and even then you have to click through to each piece to see it in any detail. So that's almost 300 clicks if you want to be an informed voter -- more if you actually want to vote. I weep for the people on the last few pages to have gotten their letter of acceptance only to be buried at the discretion of the STEP staff under a giant pile of shit UI and 273 other entries. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you're going to create a gallery of design, go all the way, or don't go at all.

1PT.Rule Comic: Exchanging Niceties

Based on a true story from an alternate universe where we didn't wait for Mr. Heller to leave before using his hotel room to the full extent of our abilities.

In case you missed it last week, Justin and the fine folks at Rule 29 posted a video account of my travels to their studio on their blog. You'll want to skip the insane close-ups of my face and general creepiness of the first few seconds and skip to the halfway point where the Intern Quiz begins. Sadly, the very first question, "Name one typeface designed by Adrian FRUTIGER," went unrecorded, but Intern Craig's thunderous reply "FUTURA!" might be there for all posterity's enjoyment. The answer came with all the speed and the passion of a 16-year-old unhooking his first bra, and landed with about as much success.

I'm having a great deal of frustration with the STEP 100 Reader's Choice gallery and voting system. It is unwieldy, archaic, and blatantly favors those designs on the first page. I plan to conquer it today, and will report my findings soon.

1PT.Rule Chicago Sketchbook: Acceptable Decor

Whew! Finally back from Chicago and only one strip in the hole.

There was an excursion to a store in Lincoln Park wherein an ungodly amount of classic toys, both in package and out, were lined up with shelves and shelves of slightly more collectible toys. I decided I needed a little something for the office. To be honest, this stank mecca of action figures reminded me more of a creepy dude's basement than a real shop -- I swear they didn't use a cash register or grant receipts. I gave them a gift certificate, they game me my things, and we walked away. There were more than a few things I would have loved to bring home, but under the watchful eye of my wife I dared not to purchase anything more than my alloted monetary total. 

What did I come home with? This saucy little number from the Halo 3 line of McFarlane Toys. Recent. Far from collectible, but a part of a larger set I have been working on. Also insanely uncomfortable to purchase in front of your in-laws, but it had to be done; you just can't find one of these in Omaha.

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Donovan here: Nate sends his best as I sit in the Eleven19 Corporate HQ in Omaha posting his comic which he literally phoned in revisions for, while he takes the podcast on the road solo for the 23rd episode that will launch next week. I keep forgetting not everyone has laptops. His comments:

Today we find intrepid friend of the site, Stew- er, Drew Davies, designer extraordinaire, going to make war with the Medusa of our time, the Florida Election Commission. Two full elections and eight grusomely long years later, and I feel the task at hand may still be too great for our champion. If finding more info about topics that are relevant to your life is your thing, I'm sure you could find out more about Design for Democracy's efforts here.

Hope everyone enjoys the improvisational nature of today's comic. Don't let anyone tell you I don't take deadlines seriously. Alas, I am away from my desk in the windy city this week, and this rough style may persist for a few days yet. But we do have a great podcast lined up while I'm here, so tune in next Thursday for that hotness.

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1PT.Rule Comic: Sure, I'll Be Right Over.

Today's comic is a brief continuation of Monday's epic. Sorry for the short post -- I have many exciting things to be done this day. Enjoy.

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One thing I know I cannot do is bring up the subject of Rock Posters without having my ass handed to me by whomever might be walking by at the time. I'm perfectly willing to accept them as an art form, but as a designer who seeks communicative truth, I find them, as whole, wanting.

The ORPG® is a real idea I once had, and I believe the state of confused stupor that followed is accurately depicted is today's strip. Imagine it -- an entirely library of randomly (and with high probability, ironically) placed, royalty-free stock images and vintage illustrations that you could adjust and move to your hearts content, plug the relevant info into, and output to separations at any size. Anyone could make a rock poster that looks at least as good as half the crap that's out there today. While this idea does have certain devious overtones to which I am party, image how helpful this web-device would be to struggling musicians. Professional-quality design for zero dollars, as opposed to the tens of dollars they usually pay. Google ads would, presumably, fill out the rest of the millions in our collective coffers.

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1PT.Rule Comic: A Whisper in the Ear

Yesterday I journeyed to Concordia University, site of this interview and that interview, to review student projects. Not in the standard sense of looking-over-portfolios-and-making-people-cry, but in the sense of broader, more globally-conscious research initiatives. I felt a bit out of my league, that is, until the students actually started showing design work and soliciting for feedback. Then I would say my element was achieved.

As far as the students went, it was the usual sort of bunch. Some were poised, confident, informed; while others seemed bewildered, slightly confused, and possibly unsure of their current location. A few more were perfectly silent. This is normal. Some of these students had experience with public speaking and some didn't, and I tried not to fault them on that. There was a time, long ago, where opening my mouth and speaking my opinion to a crowd was the Mt. Everest of my life.

For those students -- even the ones who handled themselves well -- I'd point out Nichelle Narcici's Command-X final presentation from the AIGA Conference in Denver last year. This was a presentation of student work, done over 24 hours, that brought 2,500 professional designers to their feet, and some to tears. The closest thing I've found to a video of this presentation, which doesn't even come close to capturing the moment, is found here at the 1:44 mark. If someone knows of a better or full video, let me know and I'll update it.

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1PT.Rule Comic: Proper Formatting

I don't have a lot to say about today's strip, aside from letting you know that it based off an actual conversation between me and my wife -- and she wrote the funny bits.
Happy December! For notes on John Gabriel's Greater Internet Dickwad Theory, check here.

You'll notice some changes in 1PT.Rule starting today and lasting through... whenever? The first is the lack of full color. I honestly wanted to drop the comic all the way to black and white, but I lacked the steel nerves to do so. The reasons for this are twofold: color is hard and I've been largely unhappy with it so far; and this allows me more time to focus on the "inks."

The inks have been done digitally in Photoshop (CS2, if you're counting), using a 6.5" x 4.5" Wacom Intous tablet. Largely, working on this tablet a few days a week is one of the best things going on in my life, but I've been unhappy with some of the lines I get working in Photoshop. The first few strips were drawn with a round brush and look horrible, and starting on the second week this was changed to a more calligraphic brush shape which I thought was serving me well, but ultimately has still left me unhappy with the final results. So today's comic employs that same brush as two different weights, 10 px for fine lines and 20 px for darker strokes (I work at 300 dpi), and we'll see how it goes. I don't want to have a brush set of like twenty different brushes because I think that would lead to some pretty inconsistent art, but this line variation is getting me closer to where I want to be. As a reminder, I also do real illustration work, so you can see why my lack of quality here has been a constant thorn in my side.

1PT.Rule Comic: Charlie Sierra

On the last podcast we talked about how to leverage the Adobe student/faculty/staff educational discount to your professional advantage, a practice they seem to encourage now. The ins and outs of this policy are many and varied, but suffice it to say if you are not a student, faculty, or staff, you may need to find some back-alley means to upgrade your softer wares.

I know of three designers whom I'm close to who have the CS4, and no-one has really been able to tell me about it. I'm doing what I would like to think amounts to some decently sophisticated programming in Dreamweaver, taking advantage of the Sauron-esque powers of Adobe Spry effects on our way to a single-page site of pure sugar-coated awesomeness, and the Live View feature would be shortcut to success I am sure. I didn't even know about integrating Photoshop smart objects into Dreamweaver until I went to the New Features page just now to check that I was appropriately crediting correct items, and when I saw that a very noticeable pang of excitement rolled through my body. Like a kid at Christmas who sees a present under the tree shaped exactly like that Gameboy box he saw in the store, and just knows. It was that kind of pang. I might need to download the preview for this.

1Pt.Rule Comic: A Common Tactic

Tackle the two issues in today's strip in any order you choose: Companies who never update their websites, and companies with websites whose sell-copy is unhealthily focused. My third and final "real job" began at place where a website like this one seemed to exist, with copy that actually outright refused to explain the inner workings or details of the company to instead fawn over the supposed new client reading the page. Thankfully, more than a year later, that website has been updated.

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1PT.Rule Comic: Office Dynamics

Capping off what must surely be the most vulgar week in 1PT.Rule history comes this gem, further exploring the inter-office dynamics between our pair of intrepid designers. Don't forget there's an intern in there somewhere, too. 

So It's been a solid month now since we started the strip and we've more-or-less tripled the amount of visits we get in a normal month, along with some other encouraging stats culled from the mind-grapes of Google Analytics. I won't bore you the way I bore people at parties talking about the printing on the pizza-boxes being out-of-register by talking about specifics, but suffice it to say people seem to be responding well to our endeavor. Thanks.

1PT.Rule Comic: Package Design

1PT.Rule Comic: Are You Adequately Prepared?

There's been a whole world of discussion as to whether graphic designers constitute "Rock Stars" and while my original intent was to let the comic speak for itself, I found I might actually have a tiny bit to say about the matter.
The world of people who listen to music is much, much larger than the world of people who know and appreciate graphic design. But mistaking the size of the available audience as the sole determining factor of fame to a fanbase is a failing argument. It isn't the size of the group, it's the size of their collective fervor ("collective" being the key word here. If I were the only megafan with a basement shrine dedicated to Drew Davies, instead of Donovan and I, well, that would just be creepy). If you have the capacity to get excited about something, and other people share that capacity and excitement, then you have enough right there to make rock stars. So, yes. Graphic Designers can be Rock Stars, but only to people in our comparatively small world. 

1PT.Rule Comic: Epic Portfolio (Part 3)

I would call today's comic the stunning conclusion, if in fact I were perfectly aware that most readers knew I was telling a cohesive story this week (the titles of each were renamed and numbered ex-post-facto). In fact, now that it has been completed, I would wholeheartedly recommend that you experience the entire trilogy from the beginning.

I was going to start writing a bit more about a book I've been sent, and have been subsequently reading, titled Do You Matter? by man-god Robert Brunner and mortal Stewart Emery. I'm not far enough through it to give a wholehearted analysis yet, though. On the initial take, however, I'd describe it as a book more for CEOs than midwestern-based, sole-proprietor graphic designers, though there's simply a ton a of great information in there that isn't hurting me to have access to. In some ways it is like a larger version of the Brand Gap, taken from a much wider perspective and written with effect to punch you in the face. More on that next week.

Lastly, I have to say, last night's The Office gave my wife and I designer-fits when the following conversation took place between Pam and Jim, regarding her "art school:"

Jim -- "Failing? I thought you were good at Flash?"

Pam -- "I was good at Flash, but then we switched to Acrobat just when I was learning Quark!"

How does that conversation make sense!? WTF NBC? Number one, I don't think Acrobat means what you think it means. Number two, nobody uses Quark for anything anymore. Number three, your random listing of design software ruined the show last night. For me and like, probably 20 other people. But those 20 people are all sooooo maaaaaad.

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1PT.Rule Comic: Epic Portfolio (Part 2)

Hidden motivations revealed at last? It was pointed out to me last night by a friend that it may not be inherently clear that today's strip is Part Two of a Three Part Epic Saga. Part One can be viewed here, Part Three can be seen in this very space Friday morning.