This one just came up in my life, and after a conversation at the office, we realized that even though those little job-skipping bastard freelancers out there who give us a bad name exists, we had never knowingly encountered one. Not that I would assume it to be a topic someone would readily admit to at an AIGA social or up in the Tweets, but still. Like the jackalope, they are often mentioned yet rarely seen.

Today, the hunt — and the hurt — begins. Special thanks to Oxide Joe for his “Serpentine Italic” call on the logotype: