Back for the first time in two weeks and …what? I drop the worst Panel One layout of all time? I apologize. I really don’t know what I was thinking. Marie has a head the size of a watermelon and it just doesn’t fit there.

I’ve been managing my Twitter space lately, relegating some friends to a more personal experience on Facebook, because let’s be honest: I don’t care where you are or what you are the mayor of, or what you think of what almost any celebrity or random twitter whore social media expert says. It’s been cathartic. I think of this process as cleaning up a messy desk that you just let get out of control. At one time you were sure you had a use for all of this crap on your desk, but now it has just become an unmanageable mess that saps the energy from you instead of delivering it to you. My newer, leaner Twitter follows make my life easier to live. If I don’t catch you there, though, there’s always Facebook, where I promise I’m totally not hiding your updates.

Now, if I may be done pissing into the wind, you may follow Conrad’s words of wisdom here.