Does Steve Jordan’s cool know no limits? I’m not sure of that anymore. I also wanted to use this strip to throw a little bit of doubt on the misdeeds of one Mr. Conrad Thompson. Is it all happening in his head? We can hope.

If you missed the first two parts (Rules 1 thru 6) you can find them here and here, and while you’re at it you might as well get some actual tips from the man himself, Steve J- er, Gordon, by checking out our interview with him from this time last year, and checking out his terrific book filled with actual advice for freelancers, 100 Habits of Successful Freelance Designers, available from those fine fine Rockport people. 

Do you follow me on twitter? You should, because not we’re offering something pretty cool over there today for fans of the strip. It’s also the best place to hear when the new comics launch and my thoughts on things like… I dunno… toast? It’s twitter.

And I almost forgot to say there’s new comics everday this week (well, every day this week that isn’t Christmas) for my peeps that are at their offices before the holiday! Check back tomorrow for some Secret-Santa action.